Why is this happening to me?

So yesterday...i got my buttcheek bitten off by a llama at the motel 6. So i was checking into my room and he just came up to me and bit it off! I think he thought it was grass since i dye my butt hair green for St. Pattys. what should i do now? Im huddled in a corner with brown sweat coming out where my buttcheek should be!